"I can't find the bang bang toy."
It's right in front of you.
"Really? Where? I don't see it."
*sigh* Sells the block toy, buys a new one. I don't know why the toddler toys keep glitching like this.
"Mom, does Valerie live here now?"
"No, hon. No she does not."
"Oh, good. Now that Tanika lives here, it would be REALLY crowded if Valerie moved in, too."
"Yes, I don't know why she just won't go h..wait, who's Tanika?"
"My girlfriend."
"And she lives here?"
"Yeah. She moved in last night, during my birthday party."
"..................................................... And your Dad is okay with this?"
"I don't know. I didn't ask him. I don't even know where he is."
I don't think he'd notice if the entire high school moved in.
Gerard: *gazes at snowcone in a way he hasn't looked at his wife since their wedding day*
I hope that's lemon, Gerard.
Not unrelated,
"I'm gonna pee on your floor again."
Go home, Rebecca.
What are you carving that pumpkin with?
"I don't know, a pointy spoon? Whatever it is, it's working."
"See? Isn't it perfect?"
Love it!
Ang! What the .................. No, just ................... no.
"There's no mirror. Does it look stupid?"
"Ha HAAAAA!!! You look RIDICULOUS!!"
Well, there's your answer.
"Thanks, Grandma."
"Alright, I put the mushroom in the tube thingy, then I press these buttons ,......................................... click that doodad, .................................... AND .."
"Huh."
It took her a couple of tries, but she prevailed.
Plant that shit!
That was quick.
Of course it starts to rain.
"What's happening? Why am I wet?"
"There are at least 2 perfectly healthy adults in this abode, why am I stuck with the old, useless one?"
What is that on your windshield?
LOL!!
Nice touch. EA and Maxis are shit companies, but every once in awhile some code monkey gets it right.
Later, Gerard!! I hope you brought lube.
Not very much later at all.
"I had to return him, he's way past his expiration date. He should not have even been on the shelf."
"I saw things. Terrible things. I have been violated."
No one cares. Literally no one.
Shouldn't you wash your face?
"Not now, it's Aegnor's birthday! There's cake!!"
There's always room for cake.
Festival party! Partygoers can get stuck here as long as they like. Valerie and Rebecca finally got unstuck when I restarted the game. They weren't invited to this party.
Aegnor is now an insanely good fellow who like to take photographs. Damn, the kids this generation all look alike.
Both boys roll unique LTWs at the party. The end is near, people! As soon as one of these guys achieves his LTW, the game is over.
Two things: One, I did check my notes and it's true, no one has done DNA profiler yet. And Two, I cannot believe this kid is forcing me to turn the celebrity system on. I always play with it off. UGH! Thanks, Aegnor.
I turned it on right away. It'll be a race to see which kid can get their LTW first and end this game.
That evening, after the party.....
"Why do I have to wear the gnome costume? I want to be a hot dog!!"
Because you're a fairy gnome and you look adorable!
"Ang's not even wearing a costume!!"
Yeah, he's a little slow to get with the program.
"Thanks, lady!!"
"You're welcome! And remember, there's absolutely no need to check this candy for pins and razor blades. None whatsoever."
Where are you going?
"Home."
But you finally put your costume on, you can trick or treat with your brother!
"Nah. I don't like candy."
Weirdo.
Back at home ........
Grim comes for Puck, who does not give one shit.
"Hang on, gotta get the kinks out."
Merlin: *yawn* "Aw man, I was having such a nice dream. I was about to catch the red dot!!"
Can't blame them. This *might* be the 3rd or 4th picture ever of Puck.
Puck: "Second."
No way, you've got to be in at least one other picture, in the background or something.
"Nope."
*checks*
Well I'll be damned. I took a pic of him the day he arrived and that's it. Merlin makes a couple of appearances, and there's a picture where the cat bed is in the background and Zs are coming out of it, but I can't tell who's in it.
Sorry dude.
"Oh Grandma!! It's so awful!! Our kitty died!!"
"No he didn't, he's right there."
"No, not the fluffy one. The other one, the skinny, grey kitty!"
"The what?"
The birthdays are coming fast and furious.
Bree: "Who is that obnoxious woman in the red jacket. She looks familiar."
That's my simself.
"Wait, the one who was married to Lorien's father?"
Yup.
"Shouldn't she be dead by now?"
My simself is eternal. She always comes back.
"That's horrifying."
Ang rolled "Gatherer" for his trait, because he's that exciting.
Post-makeover. He looks angsty.
"Why is my little brother a fairy and not me?"
You have no idea the temptation to let him skip teenhood so I can age him up and get him started on his cop career.
I'm not going to, but I gave it a good thought.
And because it's not a home birthday party without it....
"This guy is dying! Just like our poor kitty that no one remembered."
Oh right, the moodlet manager will work on you now. Hold still.
"Hey! I can't see!!"
Finrod!! You've been around all god-damn day! Move it!!
"But I love a good death!"
"That's right, generic, frame lady, you like what you see don't you?"
Kenyatta: "Well, Grim, I guess this is what I get. I wasn't even invited to this party, I was the next ranked chess opponent that the blue-haired fairy wanted to challenge. I should've just gone home."
"Nonsense! That would have been a very boring soul-collection. I love parties!!"
Aegnor: "So, apparently we had this cat, and it died...."
Pierre (Eveline and Beatrice's son): "Oh man, I'm so sorry!"
"It's all good! Cats are delicious in sushi!!"
THAT'S IT! This party SUCKS!!
"I concur! Why can't you assholes for ONCE get your shit together and have a nice party like I always plan!!"
"I don't know what the hell you're talking about, lady! I'm not a part of this family, yet. I just live here."
"Ugh, that's another thing. I don't know why I keep letting them take in strays. I'm too soft-hearted for my own good."
"*SOB* It's all just so sad!!"
Who even is that?
"*SOB!!!* I don't know!"
Two good, and I use that word very loosely, things came out of the party. One,
Fin's sobbing ass got chucked back into the ground.
And .....
this fucker showed up in someone's inventory. Not sure exactly when or how he got there.
Sauron: "MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! I shall RULE THEM ALL!"
"Ugh, really? Now is not a good time."
"Ew. So monochromatic."
"Please! I'm not ready to go!! "
"Mom!! Stop it! This is so embarrassing!!"
Gerard and Some Kid Who Came Home With One Of The Teens: "What a trainwreck. Best to just look away."
Into the front yard with you, Bree.
"So, Pascal, I've had this wish to travel to Egypt locked in forever. What do you think? One last World Adventures hurrah?"
"Sure, that sounds like fun! You really think this will be our last trip?"
"Oh, I have a feeling."
Why will this be the last vacation? Why does no one get honor roll points anymore? How does this celebrity thing go for me? All this and more, next chapter.
Opportunities
Lorien completed one, and passed up one opportunity, so the points cancel out.
Points
No points won or lost, still holding at +276
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